March 2008
18 posts
Great news.
I got a call in the middle of the night last night with some stunning news. It’s OKAY to say SCHWING again. Next time something pleases you, you see an attractive girl, or you are just feeling good, say schwing and mean it! SHWING: OKAY NOW
NEWS
Okay, sorry this post is so late. You must be sad and scared right now wondering what the internet thinks is okay, and also not okay. OKAY: Pumpkins. Go ahead and get some pumpkins. They are OKAY NOT OKAY: Blue jeans. Fuck, I know. This is terrible, but jeans are NOT OKAY OKAY: Balloons OKAY: Moms, any variety. OKAY AGAIN: Jeans! The government called. They are back. JEANS: OKAY
NOT OKAY
Shit, guys, just got word. Water is NOT OKAY
OKAY OR NOT OKAY POLL
Today’s poll: Barbershop quartets: Okay Or Not Okay Wait. Sorry. Just got word that polls on blogs are NOT OKAY
Morning Round Up
What’s okay and not okay today? Easter Candy was not okay on easter, but now it’s OKAY Shorts, all varieties: NOT OKAY We’re saying “Do Not Want” is NO LONGER OKAY, but we feel like it will be OKAY again soon. The Bachelor: London Calling: NOT OKAY Books and reading: OKAY, except for books about food, which are suddenly NOT OKAY. Moms: OKAY Maiden aunts: NOT OKAY. ...
NOT OKAY
A two for one. Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Henry VIII, both now not okay.
OKAY.
YAY! That was a sad few minutes, but unicorns came charging back and are now okay. Way to go Unicorns. Keep having rainbows and Mounds Bars where your minds should be!
NOT OKAY.
Not okay now: Unicorns This makes me sad, but unicorns are now not okay. I bet they’ll be okay soon again though.
OKAY
Okay now: EMOTICONS They used to not be okay, but now they are okay, Use sincerely or ironically. Now okay.