I got a call in the middle of the night last night with some stunning news.
It’s OKAY to say SCHWING again.
Next time something pleases you, you see an attractive girl, or you are just feeling good, say schwing and mean it!
SHWING: OKAY NOW
OKAY!
Okay, sorry this post is so late. You must be sad and scared right now wondering what the internet thinks is okay, and also not okay.
OKAY: Pumpkins. Go ahead and get some pumpkins. They are OKAY
NOT OKAY: Blue jeans. Fuck, I know.
This is terrible, but jeans are NOT OKAY
OKAY: Balloons
OKAY: Moms, any variety.
OKAY AGAIN: Jeans!
The government called. They are back. JEANS: OKAY
Uh oh.
Shit, guys, just got word. Water is NOT OKAY
Today’s poll:
Barbershop quartets:
Okay
Or
Not Okay
Wait. Sorry. Just got word that polls on blogs are NOT OKAY
Sorry, maiden aunts. NOT OKAY
GOOD JOB, Britney’s weave. You are OKAY
NOW OKAY
What’s okay and not okay today?
Easter Candy was not okay on easter, but now it’s OKAY
Shorts, all varieties: NOT OKAY
We’re saying “Do Not Want” is NO LONGER OKAY, but we feel like it will be OKAY again soon.
The Bachelor: London Calling: NOT OKAY
Books and reading: OKAY, except for books about food, which are suddenly NOT OKAY.
Moms: OKAY
Maiden aunts: NOT OKAY.
Britney Spears’s weave: TOTALLY OKAY AGAIN
Making fun of people on the internet: NOT OKAY, but don’t let that stop you.
Chimp Eden: OKAY
Regular Adam and Eve Eden: NOT OKAY
Weddings: OKAY, but not necessary
ON WATCH:
Will these things be okay or not okay today? Only time will tell.
Anderson Cooper
The internet.
Chronological Time
Sharks
Boot and Rally
Consequences
High School Dreams coming true.
